To join the devine Cult of the chicken you must first swearby these 5 commandments!
1. Thou shalt not engage into the eating of Chicken
2. Thou shalt worship thy god on a daily basis
3. Thou shalt percieve any and all good fortune to be of the God En Punis as a reward for being a loyal servant
4. Thou shalt have an ample supply of incense sticks and Chicken figures for display
5. Thou shalt think all divine en Punis will grace you with glory and smite all who say otherwise

If you agree to the above or generally nod your head at a few..if not your shaking your head and thinkg 'wtf are they on' whilst pulling a obsurd gesture at the monitor and promptly closing the IE window then YOU ARE NOT WORTHY! if your still reading then come forth our friends for we shall all rejoice in the God of Cocks power, for if you hear him call you know you have been chosen as a worthy follower!